Things We Forget

Annoyances: people who slam their phone down dramatically, warped Tupperware lids, and random YouTube ads.

I hate unread email bubbles, tangled necklaces, and dripping faucets.

Pet peeves: not replacing the trash bag, loud keyboard clacking, and someone skipping my favorite part of a song.

My top three pet peeves: overusing exclamation points, losing the TV remote, and people who eat my leftovers.

My top three: people who finish my sentences, forgetting passwords, and terrible group project partners.

My top three pet peeves are: overlapped conversations, bad Wi-Fi passwords, and leftover food containers with mystery contents.

Pet peeves: people who don’t laugh at jokes but explain them, slow walkers in airports, and leaky water bottles.

My top three: people who finish my sentences, forgetting passwords, and terrible group project partners.

Three peeves: passive-aggressive “fine” texts, fruit stickers stuck to the sink, and the sound of styrofoam rubbing.

I hate unexpected loud noises, sticky remote controls, and people who hover while I’m cooking.