I graduated college after a severe traumatic brain injury.

Things We Forget

By Gentle Witch

Graduated college with a double major

Former federal government employee

  • Pet peeves: abandoned grocery carts, blinker-less lane changes, and people who say “I told you so.”

  • Three annoyances: someone making me repeat myself, tangled seat belts, and people who don’t tip appropriately.

  • My top three: peeling nails, people who say “that’s crazy” after everything, and super slow microwaves.

  • The Worst

    My top three pet peeves are when the Wi-Fi says “connected, no internet,” people who try to scam you, and fake pockets on pants.

  • My irritations: fake apologies, people who honk the second the light turns green, and clothes that shrink mysteriously.

  • Pet peeves: chewing pens, cracking knuckles loudly, and aggressively loud laughter.

  • I hate when people assume I’m free, leave water on the bathroom floor, and break things without telling me.

  • My top three pet peeves: cold fries, dirty mirrors, and the “I don’t care, you pick” debate.

  • Space, Dishonesty, and Shoelaces

    My top three pet peeves: someone sitting TOO close, people who brag about being dishonest, and tangled shoelaces.

  • Annoyances: people who slam their phone down dramatically, warped Tupperware lids, and random YouTube ads.