I graduated college after a severe traumatic brain injury.

Things We Forget

By Gentle Witch

Graduated college with a double major

Former federal government employee

  • Pet peeves: overly long voicemails, people who spit gum on sidewalks, and damp towels left on the floor.

  • My top three pet peeves: loud hiccups, forgetting my wallet, and someone spoiling the plot “because it’s old.”

  • My pet peeves: flakiness, people who pretend not to hear you, and printers jamming for no reason.

  • I dislike when someone sets three alarms back-to-back, never cleans up after the dog, and always takes the last cookie.

  • Alarms, People, and Ketchup Water

    My top three pet peeves are: loud car alarms, people who don’t read instructions, and ketchup water.

  • My irritations: someone leaving crumbs in the bed, messy makeup counters, and overflowing trash cans. What are your top three pet peeves? Comment to let me know!

  • I hate when people ask questions during a movie, take food off my plate without asking, or whistle indoors.

  • Coughers, Texters, and My Own Forgetfulness

    My top three pet peeves: people who don’t cover their mouth when coughing, slow texters, and forgetting to charge the laptop.

  • My top three pet peeves are: drivers who block crosswalks, constant sarcasm, and Bluetooth devices that never connect.What are your top three pet peeves? Comment to let me know!

  • My top three pet peeves are: slow-loading apps, people who never say sorry, and loud throat-clearing. What are your top three pet peeves? Comment to let me know!