Things We Forget

I have been putting off kicking my psychological marijuana addiction. I am only smoking fake THC, which is legal where I live, so I suppose this is technically headed in…

I have been putting off doing my laundry. My roommate/landlord lied to me. They said there was a washer and drier I could use. However, when I asked him about…

If I had one million dollars to give away, I would give it to the Satanic Temple. Christianity is so corrupt, with new pedophilia convictions every year, and the Vatican…

I live in Milwaukee. So, I would send the money to the taxpayers of Milwaukee’s North Division parks department. This neighborhood has the highest rate of crime in Milwaukee –…

If I had a million dollars to give away, I would give it to Heifer. Heifer is an organization that provides poor people in impoverished countries with the supplies they…

If I had a million dollars to give away, I would buy a house on the isthmus in Madison. There, I would provide beds for homeless women to stay in.…

I would give it away as tips to the bartenders Marcia and Karen at Just J’s in Milwaukee because they are both really cool women. Good people frequent that bar.

I would give it to mental health research. Particularly, studies studying the effects of LSD on patients with anxiety, depression, and PTSD. From personal experience, I know there are huge…

I would inject 1 million dollars into the Milwaukee ghetto by buying LSD, shrooms, molly, and weed. Then, I would give away the drugs to random people I met on…

If I had one million dollars to give away, I’d give it to a program that provides clean water to people in impoverished areas of the world. Clean water is…