Friend
My friend who sets alarms labeled “DO NOT DESTROY YOUR LIFE TODAY.” Genius.
I graduated college after a severe traumatic brain injury.
By Gentle Witch
Graduated college with a double major
Former federal government employee
My friend who sets alarms labeled “DO NOT DESTROY YOUR LIFE TODAY.” Genius.
The person who started the rumor that my hometown has a haunted school.
The friend who learned tarot last week and now speaks exclusively in vibes.
Whoever keeps uploading cursed memes. Keep going.
The friend who sends me 18 screenshots instead of explaining anything with words.
My coworker who always asks “What’s the tea?” the moment she walks in and notices something’s amiss.
The random kid who told me my shoes “look fast.”
My cousin who refuses to measure ingredients when cooking. Icon.
My favorite people are whoever keeps adding songs to the collaborative playlist at 2 a.m.
My friend who brings chaotic energy to every room, like a walking plot twist.