Friend
My friend who buys crystals without knowing what they do and hopes for the best.
I graduated college after a severe traumatic brain injury.
By Gentle Witch
Graduated college with a double major
Former federal government employee
My friend who buys crystals without knowing what they do and hopes for the best.
My cousin who refuses to text back but will send me reels weeks later.
My favorite people lately are the ones who send voice notes while clearly walking through a wind tunnel.
The person in the group chat mod who keeps starting fights about cereal.
The stranger who shouted “SLAY!” at my outfit from a moving vehicle.
The coworker who pretends not to know how the printer works so she doesn’t get asked to fix it.
My friend’s parent who keeps asking when I’ll marry someone. Anyone. They don’t care who.
The person at the bar who yelled “GO QUEEN” at me even though my shoe was untied.
The neighbor whose dog always escapes to my porch like it pays rent.
My cousin who doesn’t believe in expiration dates. Chaotic neutral.