I graduated college after a severe traumatic brain injury.

Things We Forget

By Gentle Witch

Graduated college with a double major

Former federal government employee

  • Kid

    The kid who announced “I’m faster than all of you” to nobody.

  • GIF Group Chatter

    The group chat person who only speaks in GIFs.

  • Iced Coffee Inventor

    Whoever invented iced coffee. They deserve a Nobel Prize.

  • Elevator Holder

    The person who held the elevator open while chanting “COME ON COME ON COME ON!”

  • Angry Knitter

    The lady on the train who was knitting angrily.

  • Non-punctual Friend

    The friend who refuses to arrive anywhere on time.

  • Chaotic Text Sender

    My favorite person is anyone who sends chaotic texts like “are you awake” at 5 p.m.

  • Cousin

    My cousin who thinks sunscreen is a scam invented by Big Lotion.

  • Dramatic Friend

    The friend who always has a dramatic monologue ready. They fill my life with excitement, which is a necessity for me.

  • The old man who fed pigeons while narrating their lives out loud.