I graduated college after a severe traumatic brain injury.

Things We Forget

By Gentle Witch

Graduated college with a double major

Former federal government employee

  • Aunt

    My aunt who once got into an argument with Siri.

  • The person who walks into every room like they have a theme song.

  • Friend

    My friend who calls every inconvenience “a personal attack.”

  • Whoever made the decision to put cheese on things. Thank you.

  • Stranger

    The person who leaves anonymous sticky notes around town with cryptic encouragements.

  • Cousin

    My cousin who insists he could survive in the wild with “vibes alone.”

  • Friend

    The friend who hoards tote bags like a leprechaun hoards gold.

  • Kid

    The kid who announced “I’m faster than all of you” to nobody.

  • GIF Group Chatter

    The group chat person who only speaks in GIFs.

  • Iced Coffee Inventor

    Whoever invented iced coffee. They deserve a Nobel Prize.