My Sentience

Daily writing prompt

List three jobs you’d consider pursuing if money didn’t matter.

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If money didn’t matter, and if it weren’t past the statue of limitations, I would sue certain former healthcare workers who worked in the coma ward at Children’s hospital of Wisconsin in Wauwautosa in 2011. They didn’t change my diaper anywhere near as often as they should have. I woke up with a gigantic urinary tract infection that lasted far into my sentience.

In fact, one day, I will try to find their names and publish them.