Times when I smashed my face

I think I broke my nose – I think I may have fractured it. I fell on my face on the hardwood floor last weekend. Last weekend, we had some friends over, and we built a fire. It was nice. I lost track of how many beers I had had when I came indoors. I was peering at something on the floor when I lost my balance and toppled.
It’s alright, though – my nose is not misaligned, and so it should heal on its own.
I also did this on my front porch in college. My entire face was cut up for the first week of college one year. One or more people told stories about this years later.