Cunnilingus

My new friend Girish will not perform cunnilingus when I’m on my period. When he said this, I literally asked him, “How much do you make a year?”

“Why?” he said.

“Because your answer will determine my response.”

“130k.”

“Ok,” I lied. “You’re fine.”

My ex eats me out all the time but he doesn’t have a job. So, I ask myself, what is more important, respect or financial security?