I graduated college after a severe traumatic brain injury.

Things We Forget

By Gentle Witch

Graduated college with a double major

Former federal government employee

  • Not wholesome

    I want to retire by reuniting with my college friends and becoming heroin junkies like we planned.

  • Colorado

    Colorado

    I want to retire to the mountains in Colorado and live there with my partner.

  • La Crosse

    I want to retire in La Crosse because I like that city. It is very beautiful, and it is where I went to college.

  • West Coast

    West Coast

    I want to retire on the West Coast in a white mansion with butlers, maids, and servants. I want the house to be three stories tall on the coast. It…

  • Early

    I want to retire early, on my own terms.

  • In my own house

    I want to retire in my own house. I want to stay there for as long as I am able.

  • Family

    I want to retire to a place close to my family.

  • Australia

    I think it would be fun to retire to Australia. It seems to be similar to the U.S., but less warmongering.

  • Canada

    Canada

    I want to retire to Canada.

  • woods

    I want to retire in my home state somewhere in the woods with my partner.