I graduated college after a severe traumatic brain injury.

Things We Forget

By Gentle Witch

Graduated college with a double major

Former federal government employee

  • Hamburgers

    Once, I tried to cook hamburgers on a grill. I did not cook them well enough, as I was sick later that day. This was a longtime ago, before I…

  • Popcorn

    My most epic kitchen failure was when I was making popcorn for me and my mother. I added sugar instead of salt. Ittasted weird. My mom took the first bite.…

  • Brownies

    My most epic baking fail was when I added salt instead of sugar to my brownie batter. I discovered my mistake when I took a big first bite of the…

  • Food Experiment

    My most epic baking failure was when I was a child. I was doing a food experiment where I added my favorite edible substances, then stirred it all together. The…

  • Popcorn

    Once, I tried to make microwave popcorn. But, I left it in the microwave for too long, snd a large portion of it was blackened.

  • Noodles

    MY most epic baking or cooking failure happened while making noodles. I accidentally boiled them for too long, and they were very mushy and not pleasant to eat at all.

  • Heating up cookie dough

    My most epic baking or cooking failure was trying to heat up cookie dough. The dough had been given to us, but I burnt the cookies by leaving them in…

  • Pizza

    My most epic cooking or baking failure was when I burnt pizza heating up on the oven. I like my pizzas to be a little overdone. However, I left it…

  • High School

    My most epic baking or cooking failure occurred when I was in high school. A friend and I tried to make this cheesy bread pizza thing. We ended up burning…

  • Microwave

    My most epic baking or cooking fail has occurred throughout my entire adult life. I do my best not to bake or cook because I do not have a stove…