I graduated college after a severe traumatic brain injury.

Things We Forget

By Gentle Witch

Graduated college with a double major

Former federal government employee

  • Sue Social Security

    If I knew I wouldn’t fail, I would sue Social Security for denying my disability claim. I might do that anyway – Yesterday, I asked my mom to help me…

  • Skateboarding or Long-boarding

    If I was guaranteed not to fail, I would try skateboarding or long-boarding. Skateboarding and long-boarding are very difficult to master. It is very painful to learn these things because…

  • I would attempt to be a comedian in New York if I knew I could not fail. What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? Comment to…

  • Sobriety

    If I was guaranteed not to fail, I would attempt to be sober 24/7. Maybe not 24/7, but at least like 90% of the time. Alcohol has caused me a…

  • If I was guaranteed not to fail, I would attempt to become best friends with both of mmy siblings. I am friends with one of my sisters, but my other…

  • Even Shrooms Would Be Nice

    If I was guaranteed not to fail, I would find psychedelics I could buy in my area.

  • The Bar

    IF I was guaranteed not to fail, I would take the bar exam.

  • Fly

    If I knew I would not fail, I would jump out my window and fly around the neighborhood, as I have done in my dreams.

  • If I was guaranteed not to fail, I would sue Donald Trump.

  • Mind/Body

    If I were guaranteed not to fail, I would try to make Jennifer cum. Jennifer is a woman I’ve seen at my second-favorite bar. She is a bartender herself, and…