Beach
Beach. Vitamin C is real and I’m chronically deficient.
I graduated college after a severe traumatic brain injury.
By Gentle Witch
Graduated college with a double major
Former federal government employee
Beach. Vitamin C is real and I’m chronically deficient.
Mountains. Campfire smoke in your clothes is the best perfume.
Beach. The dress code is “bathing suit optional” gives elite vibes.
Mountains. Snowboarding > surfing (I will die on this hill… or rather, this black diamond).
Beach. I’m convinced dolphins are just dogs that evolved to be intelligent and live in the ocean.
Mountains. Stargazing without light pollution is a zealous experience.
Beach because I look better with sea-salt hair and zero responsibilities.
Beach. My happiest childhood memories all smell like sunscreen and seaweed. Do you prefer the beach or the mountains? Comment to let me know!
Beach. Sand castles are adult Legos. Fight me.
Mountains because chairlifts in winter and wildflowers in summer—double season win.