I want to get pregnant so I can sue some hospital in Wisconsin for not providing me with an abortion and argue with bodily autonomy in court every time. I would do this with the help of both my uncle Marks, who are both lawyers.

This sounds like the hardest thing I would ever do. After I had been living at the hospital for 3 months recovering from a brain injury, The first thing I said when I stepped in the doorway of my own home was, “now that I’ve done that, everything else will be easy.” Well, maybe not.

I doubt I could convince my uncles to do this. But it is fun to think about. Maybe I’ll offhandedly mention it next time I see them.

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